LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6999 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!
With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!
So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.
So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.
so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!
Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 676 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Server Name | TotallyNotSuspicious SMP |
|---|---|
| Established | 2018 |
| Season 12 Release Date | 2nd August |
| Server Location | North America |
| Discord Link | Join Discord |
To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.
The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.
Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.
Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.
You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7743 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!
So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?
With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!
So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
