Mine Goats | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Magic Items Found:	6307
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Votes:	1956	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Emeralds Found:	4624
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Divine Spears Created:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchantments Applied:	166
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	9977
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8469
Divine Spears Created:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Villages Defended:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mines Excavated:	4506
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	231
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	20

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5203	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Towns Built:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ores Mined:	827	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

Players:	104/600	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dragons Tamed:	7
Emeralds Found:	4907	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Items Found:	8627