Yo, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server that’s got everyone talking? It’s like the Genshin Impact of Minecraft, but with more explosions and less gacha!

We’ve got character trailers for our players, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” – this dude is dropping sick beats while mining for diamonds. And don’t even get me started on “The Duty of Name Forging” – it’s like a quest to find the most epic username ever!

Version 5.1 is here, and it’s called “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” – sounds intense, right? We’ve got banners with weapons like Uraku Misugiri, a sword that can slice through anything, and Peak Patrol Song, a sword that sings while you fight. How cool is that?

And if you join now, you’ll get daily check-in rewards forever – it’s like free stuff every day, just for logging on! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes for Primogems (whatever those are) in all regions, so you can deck out your character in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Creeper of Destiny and ride it into battle. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 11
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 285 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Dimension Hops: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 New Chunks Explored: 371738
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

    Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • 6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

    6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

    But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Potions Brewed: 119
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 252 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

    Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

    Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Magic Items Found: 1979
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

    Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

    But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

    Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 572
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: “Stardom General Minecraft SMP”

    The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: 

“Stardom General Minecraft SMP”
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures!

    Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

    But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?

    And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!

    Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 New Chunks Explored: 888238
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Fate Alter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fate Alter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can battle dragons, build castles, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns)!

    Our server is so awesome that even the Halloween Rebellion of 108 couldn’t resist joining us. They heard about our epic water margin battles and had to be a part of the action. Plus, our pickup summon involves summoning Huyan Zhuo himself to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special campaign where you can participate in the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Don’t believe us? Just ask the dragon girl who’s already a member – she’ll tell you all about it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 237290 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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