MILsChickenNoThanks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5867	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	614

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4091
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7573
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ores Mined:	6080	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crops Grown:	5517
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Items Found:	5521	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	5700

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Secret Passages Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	116	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	9459
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1