Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MealMastersMC

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Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	108
Runes Activated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	New Chunks Explored:	19212
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2752
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Potions Brewed:	196	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineCraftFitTips

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Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4536
Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.