Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	88
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, caught up, Court, crime, Espionage, illegal, investigation, Justice, Killed, Minecraft, Mother, murder plot, nerve agent, Outrageous, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Targeting, Terrorism, Tragedy, U.K, Victim

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Star Shards Collected:	195	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Potions Brewed:	156
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	56	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8191	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Animals Bred:	154
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3634
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6636
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	85	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!