Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Void Armor Forged:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	154
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	5077	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	5828	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3946
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.