Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SYSarchy

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Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	193	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

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Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2407	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Emeralds Found:	3844	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mines Excavated:	1291	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ores Mined:	9786	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8500	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Magic Items Found:	1521	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.