Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Secret Passages Found: 6
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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