Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Villages Defended: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Magic Items Found: 6237 Enchantments Applied: 174
Dragon Eggs Found: 3164 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Animals Bred: 85

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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