Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Potions Brewed: 73 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Crops Grown: 8683
Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Astral Projections Made: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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