Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2332	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crops Grown:	4774
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Void Armor Forged:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7129
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Items Found:	5853	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Potions Brewed:	194
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NextLevel Network

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Welcome to Nextlevel Network

Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Moonscape Network

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Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crops Grown:	1065
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.