Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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