Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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