so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Buildings Constructed: 29 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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