Metal Mania Cardio Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	102
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Towns Built:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6610
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4629	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoPlansNoNiece

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1231	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	137	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.