so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 7
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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