MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	96
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1281	Farms Harvested:	888

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

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Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	155	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyLifeChange

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Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KimJongCraft

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6960	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SkyMineIL

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Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Potions Brewed:	81
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mines Excavated:	2749	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, European, football, friendly match, Game, Goal, International, Israel, italy, match, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national team, Players, Score, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, childhood memories, Coming of Age, emotional maturity, Evolving, facing reality, growing up, GrownUpGamer, Identity, learning experiences, Life Changes, maturing, Milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, TRANSITION, turning point

Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	226

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7956
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dimension Hops:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.