MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	539
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Towns Built:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Tophat

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Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	100
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Emeralds Found:	4679
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Westera SMP

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Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Potions Brewed:	67
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Endless Night Skies:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

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WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerraFirmaGreg
Modpack	TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
Claimed Chunks	50 per player
Force Loaded Chunks	3 per player
Discord	https://ds.leafxp.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the modpack for this server?

The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

3. Is the server up 24/7?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	50
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

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Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Farms Harvested:	848
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ores Mined:	4330

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!