Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or meme magic? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us as we strive to reach the mystical post number of 777 million to unlock the power of meme magic once again.

But that’s not all – on our server, every time someone gets trips, they make a correct prediction about politics! That’s right, our players have the power to see into the future and shape the world with their meme-tastic abilities. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible. Just remember to meme hard and bump those numbers up before the 5th of November!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 36 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Holy Grails Found: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers

  • L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

    L e o n  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

    Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

    SibSplitLifeInsureCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

    Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

    Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3118 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

    VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Potions Brewed: 153 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

    CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Butterfly Wings Server

    Butterfly Wings Server
    Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Ores Mined: 8259 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mall Whore Minecraft Server

    Mall Whore Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

    One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

    Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Animals Bred: 159 Towns Built: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

    ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach
    Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

    Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

    Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 New Chunks Explored: 798125
    Zombie Dances: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLifeGoals

    CraftyLifeGoals
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6217
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 960906 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

    NaziCraft: Remove the Memes
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

    Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

    i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

    so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

    Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+
    Minecraft Server Overview
    New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
    No official launch, join anytime
    16+ age requirement
    Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

    Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

    A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

    A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

    Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

    A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dimension Hops: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 250
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

    But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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