| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 6555 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
