McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ChillCraft
Server Type	Survival
Server Rules	Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
Description	Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need Discord to join?	It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
Can I join if I prefer playing alone?	While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
How do I join the server?	Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	406
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	3698	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	156	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Items Found:	7452	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Enchantments Applied:	167	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3757	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	245
Animals Bred:	132	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Towns Built:	7
New Chunks Explored:	765996	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Emeralds Found:	8956
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Animals Bred:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.