| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7957 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 85 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 34 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
play.mastermc.xyz:19132
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5920 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.
Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 576 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4854 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5792 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8842 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 640 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 414 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1855 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6841 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5625 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 602 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7715 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9106 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5824 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).
So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5982 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8848 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 245 | Votes: | 5015 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4085 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1637 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9664 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4129 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 430 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 6458 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
