Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sleeps like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who sleep in the master chief death pose! That’s right, if you’re not contorting your body into a ridiculous position while you sleep, then you’re not welcome here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pose B sleepers. These brave souls have mastered the art of sleeping in the most bizarre and uncomfortable positions imaginable. Join us and learn their secrets, or better yet, challenge them to a sleep-off and see who can hold the most ridiculous pose all night long.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level (literally, because you’ll be sleeping on the floor), then come join us on our server. Just remember to stretch before bed, because things are about to get weird.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 499924

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

    ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪
    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

    Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

    And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 New Chunks Explored: 937171
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

    Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

    Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

    SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all
    Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

    Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Alien Abductions: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Gods Slained: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Handshake Kingdom

    Crafty Handshake Kingdom
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

    Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

    So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Creepers Gone Wild

    Creepers Gone Wild
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

    With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs

    Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the wackiest mashup of Western and Japanese gaming influences you’ve ever seen. Picture this: cowboys riding chocobos, samurais wielding laser guns, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got quests that will have you scratching your head in confusion, dungeons that will make you question your sanity, and secret Easter eggs that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything quite like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most absurdly awesome way possible. Who knew that a western game company could make a JRPG or a Japanese game company could make a WRPG? Only on our server, folks. Only on our server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

    Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

    And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

    So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Alien Abductions: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

    SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

    So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Ores Mined: 8340 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 429 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

    Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

    DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

    Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

    Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

    Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

    SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

    Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Star Shards Collected: 195
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

    Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4786
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

    Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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