so, like, u know how astronauts go to space n stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level. we have a whole space station in minecraft, where u can be an astronaut and travel to mars! but here’s the catch – ur kidneys may not survive the roundtrip! yep, u heard that right. our space station is so realistic that ur kidneys might just give up on u. but hey, who needs kidneys when u can explore the red planet, right? join us for the ultimate space adventure, where kidney failure is just part of the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mines Excavated: 3146
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Void Armor Forged: 24 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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