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CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	969
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	5952	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Votes:	4361
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7138	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Farms Harvested:	863
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Towns Built:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3426
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2691
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ores Mined:	6804
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6872	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
New Chunks Explored:	658007	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	8634