lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 172
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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