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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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