MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Treasure Maps Found: 9
Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9341
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Villages Defended: 17
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 287 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Villages Defended: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Star Shards Collected: 212
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Animals Bred: 45
    Crops Grown: 2186 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Towns Built: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4558 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Dimension Hops: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Runes Activated: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 New Chunks Explored: 212387

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 165
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Emeralds Found: 9961
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4946 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Crops Grown: 1395 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Potions Brewed: 114 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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