ManChildMinecraftServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	137
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyZenLand

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Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

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so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ores Mined:	2065
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

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Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	227
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Void Armor Forged:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8810	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	890	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	175
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7742	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Towns Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!