ManChildMinecraftServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Potions Brewed:	124
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyUkrainians

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lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Woof Talkers United

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come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7914	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyHeirloom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
New Chunks Explored:	497823	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	296	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Crops Grown:	2588

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ParisianParkingMadness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

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TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Animals Bred:	100
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mines Excavated:	3163	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

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Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Animals Bred:	157	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GymCrafters: AITA?

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Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mines Excavated:	4359
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Animals Bred:	171	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.