Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Farms Harvested: 670
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Iran Minecraft Server

    Crafty Iran Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience the true power of Iran…wait, what? Yes, that’s right! Our server is so epic that even Iran is jealous of our pixelated prowess.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

    So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crab Minecraft SMP More

    Crab Minecraft SMP More
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 141 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Crops Grown: 3930
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ManChildMinecraftServer

    ManChildMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

    Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

    So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6263 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyMILShutUpLOL

    CraftyMILShutUpLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

    Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

    GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyZenLand

    CraftyZenLand
    Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

    CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

    PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!
    so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

    join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

    so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Dimension Hops: 14 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

    Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

    Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

    Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

    Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

    Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

    Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5838 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

    Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

    Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

    Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

    Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

    And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NoDadKissesMCServer

    NoDadKissesMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

    But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

    Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlockyBlabbermouths

    BlockyBlabbermouths
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

    Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

    And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

    So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

    GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

    And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

    So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8111 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7179 Mines Excavated: 4977
    Animals Bred: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • 2015vs2025

    2015vs2025
    Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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