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‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

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🤣🎮 Join our Minecraft SMP server for the REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌟 Our server is so lit, it’s like Worlds 2024 event pass on steroids! We’ve got Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary all hanging out in our world.

🚀 Need some legendary action? How about Dark Star Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (+Prestige) causing chaos in our server? It’s like a cosmic party up in here!

🤯 And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP builds and account stats to help you dominate the game. Check out u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics for all the insider info you need to crush your enemies.

👀 Oh, and did I mention our model viewer is so on point, it’s like you’re actually in the game? Get up close and personal with your favorite champions and skins like never before.

🏆 Plus, we’ve got Pickems that will have you predicting the future like a pro. Join our server and show off your skills by picking the winners of all the epic battles to come.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! 🤣🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	677307
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MommaDramaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

destabilization, Disinformation, EU, Europe, extremism, far-right movements, foreign relations, influence campaigns, information warfare, Interference, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, strategy, subversion, Tactics

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

aggression, border, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, intervention, kyiv, KyivCraft, line, Map, Military, nato, russia, Russian supply line, sanctions, showdown, Supply, Tension, threat, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6142	Emeralds Found:	2365
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

Adults, anxiety, anxiety relief, CraftyBlanketZzz, depression, depression treatment, Effective, enhancing mood, improve sleep, insomnia, insomnia in adults, mental health, mental health conditions, Mental Wellness, reducing medication use, relaxation aid, sleep disorders, sleep improvement, SleepyCraftersUnited, stress relief, study, Weighted blankets

u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	442	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2118

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BRAZIL Network

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A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	64	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Chaotic Network

Chaotic Network, classic, Community, Economy, Gamemodes, guardrails, Ip:, mc-chaotic.net, minecraft server, modern touch, philosophy, Playstyle, Skyblock

IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	9360

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	550740
Magic Items Found:	1521	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	341	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1464
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2465	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8345	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3377
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Farms Harvested:	152	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Perfect Moments

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u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Animals Bred:	56	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9405	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Alien Abductions:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Celestium SMP

Community, cosmetic text, Custom Dungeons, dedicated discord server, Discord, Economy, essential features, established community, Join, Lands plugin, MCMMO, New server, no world resets, Player Economy, PvP, questions, Reply, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Structures, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world gen

Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2