Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! If you ain’t joinin’ this Minecraft server, you basically lettin’ drug-resistant malaria take over Africa! We got resistance levels higher than your kill streak, goin’ from 1% to 20% in just three years! It’s like a zombie apocalypse, but with malaria parasites, man!

Join our server and help stop this madness! Fight off those resistant parasites like a boss and save millions of lives! Ain’t no time to waste, the spread of these parasites is comin’ at us like a freight train! So grab your pickaxe and get to work, ’cause Africa needs us, gamers!

Don’t be a noob, be a hero! Join our Minecraft server now and let’s kick some malaria butt together! Let’s show those parasites who’s boss in the virtual world and save the day! Are you ready for the challenge, gamer? Let’s do this!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Alien Abductions: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Animals Bred: 15
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Villages Defended: 16 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

    Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal
    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Ores Mined: 2716
    Star Shards Collected: 278 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

    ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
    lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

    we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

    if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

    so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mines Excavated: 2623
    Potions Brewed: 187 Magic Items Found: 1159
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 29

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 220
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Animals Bred: 103 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Zombie Dances: 10
    Villages Defended: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Gods Slained: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5332 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 246

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Farms Harvested: 857
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 140 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Alien Abductions: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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