makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

aggravate, agitate, anger, annoyance, blockquotepmakes, Enrage, exasperation, Frustration, Incense, infuriate, infuriating, irk, irritability, mad, makes you mad, Minecraft, Peeve, provoke, rile, SMPpblockquote, Upset, vexation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Animals Bred:	57	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	6887	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Farms Harvested:	558	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9700	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	183
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!