LingoFail Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MathCraft: No Room for Squares

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCreeperLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8692
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MissileCraft: StandTogether

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lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MindCraft: Brain Banter

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So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

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Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Description	Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
Playerbase	Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
PVP	PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
Server Times	12pm to 1am EST \| 5pm to 6am BST \| 9am to 10pm PDT \| 6pm-7am CEST
Links	Modpack Link
Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

Is the server active?

The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

Are there rules for PVP?

Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

Are there specific server times?

Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Towns Built:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	151
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Towns Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Animals Bred:	156	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	99	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

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lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9551
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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LebCraft Minecraft Server

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MissileCraft: StandTogether

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MindCraft: Brain Banter

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InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

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Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

Is the server active?

Are there rules for PVP?

Are there specific server times?

Where can I find more information and join the server?

Updated October 4, 2024

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Updated October 4, 2024

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

Updated October 4, 2024

MineTimeMachine

Updated October 4, 2024

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

Updated October 4, 2024

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20