MachadoCraft2020 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyWanderlust

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of living in the same old boring country in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual passport to the most epic countries you can imagine! Want to live in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a country where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the country where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re ready for a wild adventure and a one-way ticket to crazy town, join our server now and start exploring your dream country today!

Eternal Resting Place 1.20.5

1.20.5, bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, departed loved ones, emotional pain, ETERNAL, eternal rest, final farewell, Funeral, GRIEVING, Heartache, Life after death., Loss, Memories, mourning, passing away, Place, Remembrance, rest in peace, resting, Sadness, saying goodbye

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Astral Projections Made:	2
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	36	Villages Defended:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

LOL, join our Minecraft server because we have zombies that drop diamonds when they die!

You’ll never be bored because our creepers throw parties every night and explode in rainbow colors!

The pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard bonanza up in here!

Come on in and see for yourself, but be careful of the killer bunnies – they’re cute but deadly!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

Join now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RentALessFriendAITA

abusive parent, boarding school, cleanliness, Communication, communication breakdown, Credit, damaged property, Disappointment, Favours, friendship, Honesty, honesty in references, OBLIGATION, realtors, rental history, rental property, rental reference, RentALessFriendAITA, Struggling, Support, used

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this crazy story!

Imagine living in a Minecraft world with your best friend, only to have them completely ghost you once they no longer need your cheap rent. That’s right, just like the OP’s friend in this story, you never know who might turn their back on you in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles over rental references, where you’ll have to decide if you’re willing to lie for your former friend or spill the tea on their dirty living habits. It’s a cutthroat world out there, and only the strongest survive on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of backstabbing, drama, and shady rental history, then join our server today! Who needs boring old friendships when you can have all the excitement of a soap opera right in your Minecraft world?

CraftyDan’s Warzone

Air Force, Army, Buy, CraftyDans, Danish military, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Equipment, foreign policy, military gear, military technology, national defense, Navy, prime minister, Procurement, SECURITY, warzone, weapons

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6782	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9998	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

Fun, Gene, gene targeting, Gene therapy, genetic breakthrough, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic research, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, infant treatment, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Motor neuron disease, neurological disorder, newborn treatment, prenatal treatment, Rare Disease, spinal cord disease, spinal Muscular Atrophy, Targeting, womb treatment, WombCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crops Grown:	5788

yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Towns Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6150
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Star Shards Collected:	232

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	6124
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8589
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	New Chunks Explored:	600537
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	3824	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

Players:	105/500	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0