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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 241 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Meteorites Collected: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY