| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.
Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 192671 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.
Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.
But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.
So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3065 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 423 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.
So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 825 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
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| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 279 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6209 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 145 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
