LoveCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6750	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4883	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Star Shards Collected:	231	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Spears Created:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5