LoveCraft Mattress Mayhem

caring relationship, Challenges, comfort, Communication, compromise, couples, Decision making, Frustration, Fun, Intimacy, Life, love, lovecraft, loving relationship, mattress, mattress shopping, MAYHEM, Partnership, quality time, relationships, shopping, Sleep, Support

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5425	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of mattress shopping and dive into a world of blocky adventures! why waste time laying on uncomfortable mattresses when you can be crafting, building, and exploring with us?

our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows, who will guide you on your quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power. but beware, there are also evil mobs like the dreaded creeper king who will try to stop you at every turn.

build your own castle, mine for rare ores, and even ride a unicorn into battle against the forces of darkness. with our friendly community and endless possibilities, you’ll never want to leave! so come join us and say goodbye to mattress shopping forever!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	1447	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, arab, Arab beauty, attractive physique, big booty, body goals, Bootylicious, curvy, exotic beauty, hourglass figure, huge ass, Land, middle eastern, Oasis, sexy curves, slim frame, slim hips, slim waist, stunning curves, Thick, thick thighs, tiny waist, voluptuous

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Towns Built:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mines Excavated:	4195
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	3602	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	5581
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

below par, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, forced to use, frustrating, inadequate, inconvenient, lackluster, low quality., mediocre, no better option, not up to par, not worth it, poor performance, ProductSucksMC, regrettable purchase, second-rate, smp, subpar, substandard, terrible product, unsatisfactory

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	3030	Astral Projections Made:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Towns Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	1350
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Void Gems Collected:	17
Magic Items Found:	4740	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Votes:	6826	Runes Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Star Shards Collected:	206
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dimension Hops:	10
Ores Mined:	5631	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	805	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Emeralds Found:	226
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	155
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!