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| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 9074 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer a parent-free experience, but we also have exclusive events like “Dad-Free Fridays” where you can enjoy uninterrupted gameplay without any parental interruptions. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for independence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to awkward lunch dates with dad. It’s time to take control of your own virtual destiny and build the life you’ve always wanted – no parents allowed!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 9982 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and leave all your worries behind. Our virtual world is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual soup is way tastier than the real thing – no more arguments over what’s for dinner!
So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Your phone won’t be blamed for any of your problems here – in fact, it might even help you build some epic structures! Don’t let the guilt get to you, just grab your virtual pickaxe and start mining away. See you in the game!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Potions Brewed: | 163 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 8493 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).
So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.
oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.
p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 642 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.
join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 339 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?
Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨
We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.
✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.
Our website: shop.talescrat.ru
✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.
Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.
But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.
Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 148 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 8631 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1277 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9382 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
