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| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.
join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5972 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?
Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨
We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.
✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.
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✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 156 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 140 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.
Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.
But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.
Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 118 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 4133 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!
IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!
SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 232 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1462 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.
Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3255 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 337 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
