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| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 201 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.
Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9834 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 8711 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!
IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!
SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9769 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3379 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 532 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.
Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us if you want to discover the secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their feathered army. Or maybe you’re brave enough to explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep who poop out diamonds instead of wool.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas ride on top of dragons and zombies breakdance for diamonds.
So, if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and mind-bending discoveries!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 295 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France, known for its world-renowned wine industry and picturesque riverside architecture. It is the capital of the Nouvelle-Aquitaine region and is home to over 250,000 residents. Bordeaux is a UNESCO World Heritage site, recognized for its historical significance and cultural richness. The city is a popular tourist destination, attracting visitors with its vibrant food and wine scene, historic landmarks, and charming streets. Bordeaux is also a hub for research and education, with several universities and institutions located within its borders.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
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| The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player-made events, and more. |
| The server is set in a new world version 1.21, welcoming new players to join and bring their ideas and builds. |
| Expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay experiences. |
To join, fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Players can create their own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, participate in war, and enjoy special player-made events.
Yes, expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance the overall gameplay experience.
Join the Janitor’s Closet SMP Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj for updates, events, and community interactions.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
