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| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2071 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 25 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3285 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7556 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!
Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 31 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 433961 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!
And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!
Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.
Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4446 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 170876 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5456 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 661 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | New Chunks Explored: | 539540 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.
plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Features | Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads |
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| Community | 40 members from around the world, aged 16-25 |
| Seasons | Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months |
| Joining Requirements | Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience |
Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.
Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.
Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
