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| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Animals Bred: | 100 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!
IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!
SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 453069 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.
Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us if you want to discover the secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their feathered army. Or maybe you’re brave enough to explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep who poop out diamonds instead of wool.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas ride on top of dragons and zombies breakdance for diamonds.
So, if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and mind-bending discoveries!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France, known for its world-renowned wine industry and picturesque riverside architecture. It is the capital of the Nouvelle-Aquitaine region and is home to over 250,000 residents. Bordeaux is a UNESCO World Heritage site, recognized for its historical significance and cultural richness. The city is a popular tourist destination, attracting visitors with its vibrant food and wine scene, historic landmarks, and charming streets. Bordeaux is also a hub for research and education, with several universities and institutions located within its borders.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 135 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Description |
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| The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player-made events, and more. |
| The server is set in a new world version 1.21, welcoming new players to join and bring their ideas and builds. |
| Expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay experiences. |
To join, fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Players can create their own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, participate in war, and enjoy special player-made events.
Yes, expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance the overall gameplay experience.
Join the Janitor’s Closet SMP Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj for updates, events, and community interactions.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 103 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!
On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.
Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
