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| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us if you want to discover the secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their feathered army. Or maybe you’re brave enough to explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep who poop out diamonds instead of wool.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas ride on top of dragons and zombies breakdance for diamonds.
So, if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and mind-bending discoveries!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5012 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 491 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 441 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France, known for its world-renowned wine industry and picturesque riverside architecture. It is the capital of the Nouvelle-Aquitaine region and is home to over 250,000 residents. Bordeaux is a UNESCO World Heritage site, recognized for its historical significance and cultural richness. The city is a popular tourist destination, attracting visitors with its vibrant food and wine scene, historic landmarks, and charming streets. Bordeaux is also a hub for research and education, with several universities and institutions located within its borders.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
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| The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player-made events, and more. |
| The server is set in a new world version 1.21, welcoming new players to join and bring their ideas and builds. |
| Expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay experiences. |
To join, fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Players can create their own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, participate in war, and enjoy special player-made events.
Yes, expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance the overall gameplay experience.
Join the Janitor’s Closet SMP Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj for updates, events, and community interactions.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3424 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!
On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.
Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 157 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8774 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 59160 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 350 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 108 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!
Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3860 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!
And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
