LostInUkraineCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Back in Block City

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Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

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Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineLOL – Digging for Laughs in the World of Blocks

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate Pointing Edition experience where you can battle it out in epic wars within trailers, just like in the movies!

Patch 10.2.6 has arrived and with it comes the dreaded Plunderstorm! Shiver me timbers as you prepare for the incoming chaos and embark on a journey like never before. And don’t forget to check out the Remix: Pandaria for a blast from the past with a twist!

But wait, there’s more! Season 4 Dungeon changes are here to challenge even the bravest warriors. Get ready for harder dungeons with no affixes or timers, it’s a test of skill like you’ve never seen before.

And if that’s not enough, our April Trading Post is stocked with exclusive items fit for a pirate king. Plunderstorm sections and spring finery await those who dare to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and dive into a world of adventure, excitement, and insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Ballers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have that pizzazz you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a giant flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Flop in the West” challenge, where players must navigate through a maze of upside-down buildings while being chased by a herd of stampeding cows. Can you survive the chaos and come out victorious?

So why did it flop in the west, you ask? Because the west just couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server! Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Teenage Loveless Minecraft Adventures – Where you can finally find love… with diamonds!

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Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on teenage love and romance? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the heart-pounding drama and excitement of a high school relationship!

Join our server and you’ll be swept off your virtual feet by other players who are just as desperate for love as you are. From awkward first dates to dramatic breakups, our server has it all. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft romance that will make you feel like a teenager again?

So come on, join our server and let’s make some virtual memories that will make you forget all about those real-life regrets. Love is just a Minecraft block away!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CountryCraft: Where Your Minecraft Nation Thrives or Dies in 100 Characters or Less!

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Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the outside world, where you can escape to a land of blocky bliss.

Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies (okay, maybe that’s a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

So say goodbye to the stress of real life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	154

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Demons: Shin Megami LOLtensei Server

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Are you tired of wandering around in boring old Minecraft worlds wearing the same old armor? Well, look no further! Join our server and you can dress up as an angel! That’s right, we have custom angel wings, halos, and even sparkly robes for you to strut your stuff in. Who needs diamond armor when you can look this fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Angelic Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it that if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly like a bird? Wish granted. Want to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best angelic life. Just remember, wings may cause slight discomfort when sitting in minecarts. But hey, beauty is pain, right?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafting High on Life: Where Drugs Lost the Battle

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than mining for diamonds is our virtual drug trade! Join us as we explore the question: “How come drugs won the war on drugs?”

Our server is filled with colorful characters, from friendly villagers selling suspicious potions to shady creepers peddling questionable substances. Take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like molten hot sauce and the ghasts are rumored to be high on their own fumes.

But beware, the drug lords of our server are not to be trifled with. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon owes his power to a secret stash of enchanted mushrooms, and the Wither boss is rumored to have a serious addiction to TNT.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more mind-blowing than our pixelated landscapes is the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where drugs reign supreme?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Animals Bred:	98
Runes Activated:	0	Towns Built:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineCrafty McMineFace: Genshin Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a chance to redeem special program codes that will unlock secret treasures and rare items in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest version update, “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades,” will take you on a wild adventure like never before. Explore new lands, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our current character banner featuring Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara? These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they come with special abilities and powers that will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion in no time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TrannyCraft: Where Bad Voices Make Good Times

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mythical unicorn army that roams the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Animals Bred:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	1