Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Dimension Hops: 0
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
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