Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MineCraftWholesomeness

    MineCraftWholesomeness
    Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

    Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 185
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9317 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 167 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

    OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Towns Built: 3 New Chunks Explored: 826671
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyKoreaWarfare

    CraftyKoreaWarfare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

    Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos
    come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Crops Grown: 5687
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9433
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

    Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft
    do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 27 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Milkks Minecraft

    Milkks Minecraft

    Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

    Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

    Join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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